This is the conversation I just heard in my yearbook classroom:
Jordin: Oh my gosh! Look at that huge cleavage hair!
Girls Around Jordin (as they all look down at their cleavage): What? What are you talking about?
Jordin (who pulls a gigantor piece of hair off of Reyna's shirt): Look at it! Cleavage hair is a real problem these days.
Me (only speaking inside of my head): Yes, yes it is.